{"id":33,"date":"2015-03-05T21:20:59","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T02:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/?p=33"},"modified":"2015-03-05T21:20:59","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T02:20:59","slug":"scanner-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/scanner-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Scanner Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was scanning some tax paperwork (kind of boring) and got wondering what I could put on the scanner just for fun. Here&#8217;s a few of the results.<\/p>\n<p>(technical note: the image files were huge so I&#8217;ve scaled them down a lot and did a little cropping. Other than that, there not &#8220;shopped&#8221; at all)<\/p>\n<p>Some stuff I found around the office &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/paintbrush.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/paintbrush.jpg\" alt=\"paintbrush\" width=\"600\" height=\"685\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/paintbrush.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/paintbrush-263x300.jpg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/clips.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/clips.jpg\" alt=\"clips\" width=\"700\" height=\"701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/clips.jpg 700w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/clips-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/clips-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sticks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-28\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sticks.jpg\" alt=\"sticks\" width=\"750\" height=\"756\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sticks.jpg 750w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sticks-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sticks-298x300.jpg 298w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I crumpled up some plastic wrap and put it between the platen and an old family photo for a neat effect &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/plasticWrap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/plasticWrap.jpg\" alt=\"plasticWrap\" width=\"600\" height=\"456\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/plasticWrap.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/plasticWrap-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I had to try a CD and DVD next &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ODscan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-22\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ODscan.jpg\" alt=\"ODscan\" width=\"800\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ODscan.jpg 800w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/ODscan-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s way more cool than what was on the discs in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to try something that wasn&#8217;t so flat. I have a lot of owl figurines (People are always giving me owls). Here&#8217;s one &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl1.jpg\" alt=\"owl1\" width=\"800\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl1-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another one &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-24\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl2.jpg\" alt=\"owl2\" width=\"800\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/owl2-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These owls are made of birdseed &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/birdseed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/birdseed.jpg\" alt=\"birdseed\" width=\"600\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/birdseed.jpg 600w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/birdseed-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I tried rolling one of the birdseed owls, tracking the scanner bar as it scanned &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/rolledBirdseed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/rolledBirdseed.jpg\" alt=\"rolledBirdseed\" width=\"800\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/rolledBirdseed.jpg 800w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/rolledBirdseed-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It gets stranger. I had to try the same thing with my hand &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/HandScan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-32\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/HandScan.jpg\" alt=\"HandScan\" width=\"515\" height=\"702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/HandScan.jpg 515w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/HandScan-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/a> I had to try that again &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handscan2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handscan2.jpg\" alt=\"handscan2\" width=\"700\" height=\"963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handscan2.jpg 700w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handscan2-218x300.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Finally, I just cupped my hand, placing fingertips and wrist against the platen &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handcup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-31\" src=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handcup.jpg\" alt=\"handcup\" width=\"700\" height=\"963\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handcup.jpg 700w, https:\/\/nostorynorm.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/handcup-218x300.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be looking for some more ideas.\u00a0 That&#8217;s my story, dammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was scanning some tax paperwork (kind of boring) and got wondering what I could put on the scanner just for fun. Here&#8217;s a few of the results. 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